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Would you feel better if they'd been armed White guys?

Li'l bitty skinny dragon or big-ass dino dragon with REALLY bad breath? Don't matter much. If it's made of meat, enough lead'll put it down. That was my problem with Jurassic Park. When the T-Rex got loose in San Diego, they treated it like it was the apocalypse. Nope, just a short term...

Nah, .30-06'll do a gator, no problem. Don't need no fancy-Dan foreign gun.

You WISH the Canadollar was as stable and valuable a currency as the peso.

Oh, I see now! You're saying that the state of one's military is somehow separable from all the other factors that go into warmaking. Reminds me of an old cartoon of an economist standing amid a pile of rubble and fallen columns (representing the collapse of civilization) yelling "But the...

Well, to Harry, the story ain't over until the fact that Biden. . . um. . . Harris. . . ordered the hit comes out.

That was a thing when I was in service. I always notice that an RAF officer, even if he was from London's East End or the wilds of the border, by the time he made colonel (or their equivalent), he spoke with and Oxbridge accent. In the USAF, an officer born and raised in Boston, by the time he...

Just way not pretty. Other than that, spot on.

OK, having read up on the guy, I'm completely on board! He's pure comedy gold!

You're so oppressed. Not surprising, really, seeing how easy it is to oppress morons.

Don'tcha just HATE getting bumped from your flight?

Have no fear. The Men of Westernesse will fight to the last truck to defeat his nefarious scheme.

Look on the bright side. Soon enough Conservatives'll be able to use the law to beat up on people they don't like.

What took 'em so bloody long?

Saint Teresa of Avila, homeboy, I got conclusive evidence of the fact that in1939 Germany was not prepared for the war.

Erections have consequences. . . (I'm pretty sure I heard that right. Meh, either way it's true.)

I'm not sure you'll ever get your head out of your ass, but try reaching up over the top of it with each hand, grabbing the opposite ear, and pulling.

It's a hoax. The Biden Department of Agriculture is lying about Boar's Head because of nefarious evilosity!

Well. . . the Blue Bombers beat the Roughriders last night. Maybe that's prophetic.