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No person named "Bonnie" should be elected to any position above Chair of the Prom Committee.

Look up the difference between a homicide rate and a homicide total. Verb sap.

If he is a Marine, he's fucked.

Yes, yes. Every person who doesn't personally participate in what they support as policy is a HYPOCRITE! If they're named Trudeau, that is. That's why everybody who lives in a house or apartment and claims to want to house the homeless is a hypocrite.

Sixty years ago it was serving in Vietnam.

Yep, I did the same. Theoretically I was doing it because my license was expired, but if one is stationed outside the state of issue, the military ID extends the expiration date indefinitely. But I really wanted the cops to know I was a GI. Got me a "warn and wave" a few times, especially in...

Yeah, Cuban jails are pretty grim now, but they were way worse when Fuzzy was the big dawg. The best part about being in West Berlin was that my military ID gave me immunity from the Berlin cops. The worst they could do, and only if they reasonably deemed me an active threat of violence to...

I figure "bad joke" is the future for both of our noble leaders.

"Q" and "C" are the dumbest letters in English. Really, is "Kwebek" all that hard to puzzle out? Or "Kaybek" if you insist on being a snotty little French pouf about it. I had the utter joy of being in a restaurant in Paris at a conference when I overheard a Canadian table tell the waiter "We...

True Dope is the definitive answer to the old "Which system is better?" debate. Not that President-Elect Musk is much better, mind.

What's not to love? Canada;s situation is significantly different from the U.S.'s. Something your PM should be ever aware of, when you get an adult in that office.

I hope your dyslexia is responding to treatment.

Oh, right. That's incredibly relevant to all the Canadian duchesses and American dukes. Aware of that. It's because of the structure of our government and those like it. Which is why the American definition is the important one. Because this isn't 1761, nor 1791, and because parliamentary...

What's your point? Oh, right, you hate True Dope. I keep forgetting because you sometimes fail to say it every damn hour.

Sorry, whenever I see "USMCA" I always think "U.S. Marine Corps Association."

Um. . . yes. The VP candidate receives a vote. I know this is hard for you.

There's no such thing as a "Canadian" either. Just your sad little feels.

Certainly cuts down on your need to read stuff.

To quote Nobel Prize-winning physicist Dr Sheldon Cooper. . . "Bazinga."

Nope. We coined it, we get to define it.