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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result." --Attributed to Albert Einstein

Where perfect justice is available at your local courthouse/human rights council? That's so cute.

Yeah, but your average Israeli infantryman isn't being asked to sign the deal.

One outta three ain't bad. Um. . . actually, one outta three kinda sucks.

Of course. And the courts in the American South delivered even-handed, colorblind justice in the 1950s. It said so right there on the label.

Ah, yes. . . the ol' "proper channels" harrumph. "Trans people who feel they've been discriminated against should go through PROPER CHANNELS to address their grievances!" Yeah, like Martin Luther King. And Ethel Cox. And Mohandes Ghandi. And Nelson Mandela. And the honk-honk twucktards.

Article Yep. . . "I was all ready to ink the deal, when I suddenly remembered the charges pending against me."

Whichever Indians grab the chance. "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily." --John Belushi as Bluto, Animal House

Um. . . yeah. That's kinda how it works. First you make the cease-fire deal, THEN you cease firing. If ya ceased fire first, wouldn't need a deal, now would you?

Then they'll retire to their corners, get a mouthful of water and their cuts attended, and come out swinging for Round 77!

Nope. Between the people forecasting the DOOOOOOOM! of the US, and those forecasting the DOOOOOOOM! of Canada, I figure all of North America will be Mexico by 2028. Maybe the Indians'll take it all back.

They used suppressors?

OK. I think I'd say "Big Boy is cleared any damn place he wants to be." More poisonous critters in Oz than any other place on the planet. Still didn't save 'em.

How about "slightly and bitterly amusing?" Anybody who buys it is on the left-hand side of the random distribution curve.

I'm envisioning Marlon Brando as Jack Smith. . . "I coulda been a contendah!" Horse shit. You (and we) lost, Smith. Take the L and move on.

Sigh. They did discover it. But all the previous discoverers didn't survive to report.

It's always fun to hear career politicians call themselves outsiders.

Are you traumatized, poor thing?

Do we have any sense of the scale of the problem, or is this just waving another red rag to racists?

Jamaican bobsledders.