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I don't know. I was always kinda suspicious about Percy Weasley. . .

So you heard unspecified people who are "close to Trump" talk about what a great guy he is. How can we doubt such specificity?

The U.S. oil and gas industry is booming, with production at record levels, while renewable sources of energy are expanding at a healthy clip and gasoline prices are at their lowest level in more than three years. So Trump declares an "energy emergency."

And y'all thought YOUR exchange rate was bad!

Yo, I got your hand gesture heard round the world right here. . .

Of course. Wouldn't be a circus without a clown.

Undoubtedly why Canada is the world's premier superpower.

Nah. No heart.

Well, there's a move afoot in Congress to re-name Dulles International Airport "Donald J. Trump International Airport." This is bad. I use that airport. I don't want it to go bankrupt!

Well, she does have kinda a "master race" vibe. . .

I think I'll just start calling you "Holmes."

Not at all. I don't regard you as EEE-vil.

Yuh-huh. When the subject is combat soldiers, nothing's quite as relevant as the Canadian Air Cadets. In case you were wondering, my definition of "combat soldiers" is those who operate weapons systems on the battlefield, and those whose work is reasonably likely to bring them under fire.

Mm-hm.

Why, because they're EEE-vil, of course.

We accepted officially down to 16. Midshipmen, cabin boys, and drummer boys, 12 or so.

Um, no. ID requirements made it difficult to sign up underage. I'm talking about the fact that for most of your history, signing up in your early-to-mid teens was allowed and celebrated.

So. . . the "dork" is right? That's pretty much what you're saying before you launch the whataboutery. Sounds kinda like. . . Joe Biden. And you sound like the liberals who cursed Richard Cheney and G.W. Bush for being "draft dodgers" whilst cheering Bill Clinton. Meh, not even sure why I'm...

Is that what "they" think? Every single one? Boy howdy, you cracked the code, didn't you?

Funny how everybody's all hair-on-fire about "child soldiers" these days. European, especially Brit-descended, culture is full of kids going to war. They're "brave" and "plucky." Boys stepping up to be men. Drummer boys. Cabin boys. "Youngster" midshipmen. Even infantrymen. Hell...