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Of course he does. It's just that his notion of "unbiased" is what sane people call "full-on MAGA."

Have you tried a good astringent?

When he wins the next election, will you learn how to spell his name?

I do. Good to meet you. I'm Ryan Soda.

OK, so you love the light-bulb changers and sneer at the people who pay them. Makes sense.

That's the funny part. Canadian Tories pissing and moaning about "soshulism." Pay cash for your medical bills, then get back to me.

Easy. You total up Canada's trade with the U.S., then total up the U.S.'s trade with Canada, then lie about it.

True. Ask the pirates of the Maersk Alabama.

What the fuck does "Jinentonix" descend from?

It's in England, between Thuthics and Thurrey.

It's the Washington Post, so I won't bother with the link.

Good working assumption.

We say it a lot. Ask the Indians.

Well, we're usually pretty reliable at protecting what's ours. So. . . give your country to us, and we'll protect it. Ta-daaaaa!

Possibly. Or maybe "gullible and not real bright."

Don't be silly. You export illegal aliens and fentanyl. We export freedom and prosperity. MAGA

Look on the bright side, Ron. He also said he'd bring down grocery prices on his first day, and he'd end the Russia-Ukraine war in 24 hours. So, given his following-through record, you might be just fine. Well, better off than a Federal government employee who just got her vote repaid with a...

I'm not the one who called her "the Indian woman," despite the fact that she was born in Canada. Winnipeg, specifically.

Nope, he's an unreal South African/Canadian/American. But he's rich and destructive, so Trump loves him.