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I've heard people say "It's so easy to make a dog happy." Yep. And that's a good thing. For the dog.

As opposed to "Kick other guy in head."

Yeah. Your name wasn't on it.

No. . . taxes.

Well, in Eric's defense, he did not shoot the deputy. And yes, I could make a whole case out of that. Any barely-competent lawyer could, and "barely-competent lawyer" is pretty much my wheelhouse.

Which one?

1.0101010101 magic beans/smidgen.

Nothing is better than being a dog. No taxes.

Crack addict.

You leave Don's crack alone! Pervert.

Summarize for me. After all this suing, counter-suing, criminal and civil actions, has anybody been ordered to go to jail or pay money?

Why, the Don of Thyme, of course!

Merely the latest in a multi-millennium series of invasions. Who had the "original" right to Gaza, and who has it now?

Harry Balls. Now that's a name I ain't heard in ages! How's ol' Harry doing these days? I ran into a Butts and a Balls in service. Boy howdy, did they get a ration of shit. The worst was Ray Seaman. Everybody who saw him in uniform snickered at "Airman Seaman." I'm surprised he didn't run...

I would never support ending all fucking. That'd just be depressing.

Yes, we all know you are uniquely plugged-in and knowledgeable of every single aspect of the Israel-Gaza situation, with a telepathic understanding of the motives and thoughts of every single person there. And you won't hesitate to tell us DA TROOF. Appreciate the service.

Or maybe the court will rule that drug trafficking is an ordinary crime problem, not an emergency.

Well, we have the wisdom from another thread that the Army's mission is "to kill whoever they want." Maybe the pilot didn't like figure-skaters.

For anybody who's interested. . . The Constitution vests the power "To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises. . ." U.S. Const., Art. I, sec. 8, cl. 1. Congress delegated this power to the President in times of national emergency. Trump wanted to play with tariffs, so he declared...

Some members of every single army, militia, gang, "organization," whatever have committed crimes and war crimes in every conflict in history. Anybody who thinks "our guys" are noble heroes who would NEVER do such a thing, and "their guys" are vile CommieNazi scum because they do is a liar...