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And couldn't locate either country on a map.

Pretty standard. Our states run gamut from "stand your ground" to a duty to retreat if one can safely do so, but they all come down to some more or less harsh variation on "a person in your home without invitation is presumed to be offering a threat of death or serious bodily harm," which is...

To which HGTV responded "F*** outta here, Curtis." Makes sense. Cue the conservative whimpering about her FREEDUMB O' SPEECH! I've always wondered. Do slobbering conservative morons really think freedom of speech applies to private employers?

Forget it Don't worry about it, bruddah (I've been watching old episodes of Hawaii Five-O). If you point out that for quite a while, medical authorities in the U.S. and Canada recommended circumcision, he'll start foaming at the mouth about the JOOS! taking over with their nefarious plots...

We used to just convict 'em and deport 'em. That changed 30-40 years back, when we trended much more to making them serve their sentences, then giving 'em a free ride from the prison to the plane back to Fuckupistan.

Yes, of course. Do y'all do "serve then deport" or do you prefer the more direct "Fuck outta here" procedure?

You could have a revolution. Pretty sure the Brits would respond by saying "Oh. . . okay. Later."

I'll take your word for it. No way am I letting my li'l buddy anyplace NEAR those teeth!

What's the relevance of him being a non-citizen? Is the crime different if it's committed by a citizen?

You really should name it after Trump. "Dimwit Bridge" kinda has a ring to it. Or maybe "Learned Your Lesson Yet? Bridge."

Correcting you is a futile exercise. Pointing out your errors for the amusement of others is far more rewarding.

Cool toys, but I don't think they make a Junior Circumcision Kit.

Fergit that. What about the corruption?

You're the ones that retain all the trappings of the British monarchy.

Just not well enough to spell his name.

What, you have a problem with tea intervals? Personally, I think American football would represent our culture and values better if the players were armed.

As we say down hereabouts, "That boy ain't right."

Don't question petros. He checked personally.

Now, now. Y'all need a Living Representative of His Majesty the Queen to make you feel all cuddly and loved.

I subscribe to The Watchtower. It's my favorite comedy publication. When you realize those crazy fuckers actually believe this shit, it's even funnier!