Named after Scottish erections, and shaped like a phallus.
It's ok bud, I won't think any less of you, between your penchant for phallic foods and rainbow poppies, you're actually becoming kind of interesting and less stodgy.
Simply because of your fascination with phallic shaped foods. You're the one that carried it on to example all the levels of your fascination with them and the weird things you do with your wiener.
No point in trying to pin this on me now. tsk tsk, you should take the honourable way out.
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Oh so it was the other English word, symbol, that you didn't understand.
Again, you claim ownership of the language, the least you can do is pretend to understand it.
You love eating something named after a Scottish erection and you think it's man food?
Ummm, ya, I guess that would fit the whole poncy weak kneed quitter briddish men thing, lol.