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This is all good, commonsense, advice.

Flu is deadlier than the Kung-Flu.

Beer and girls, you say? I think I'll follow your plan. I can't think of any way better to spend a Saturday night than with a selection of fine ales and a pretty 17 year old.

It's better just to buy a duck from a supermarket. It's legal that way. The only people in this country clubbing ducks and geese to death are the Eastern European asylum seekers.

For three days, dark forces took down the Voice of Reason. Now it's back...

A bunch of knobs, more like.

They probably performed a traditional fire ceremony around the burning White House.

Boris Johnson warned 'lift lockdown or face leadership challenge' LBC 14 January 2021 Steve Baker (pictured) played a prominent part in Theresa May's downfall. Picture: PA By Matt Drake The MP who helped bring down Theresa May's premiership has told Boris Johnson his leadership will be "on...

Probably. Humans' natural belligerence against themselves probably scares off people from other planets. It'd be like the British in the 18th Century about to land on the coast of some barbaric little known African country, seeing a load of black people chucking spears at each other on the...

I thought she was already dead.

Wow. That sounds good. That's a round trip of 675 miles. I'll think about it. I'm probably more likely, though, in my laziness, to go for a walk along the Manchester, Bolton & Bury Canal or around Moses Gate Country Park. Take some beer and bread with me and feed the ducks and geese. Because of...

Well the liberals, despite their misnomer of a name, are not very tolerant and are of a rather authoritarian nature.

I wonder what I'm going to do now I've been furloughed. I don't even know how long I'm off work for. It could be two weeks or it could be until the end of March. I just have to wait for the phonecall to tell me when to go back.

The Milky Way is 200,000 light years across with an estimated 100 billion stars and many more planets. It would be weird if Earth is the only planet with life. Of course, we could be the most technologically advanced beings in the galaxy, and all the other civilisations haven't advanced enough...

Jack Duckworth is probably going to have to cull all his pigeons.

What's the difference between the flu and the Kung-Flu?

It takes about that long to travel through central London.

We vaccinate against the flu.

I like how Brexit means the UK has vaccinated more people than the entire EU with its 447 million people, don't you? Whatever one thinks about the "epidemic" it's still something to be proud of. It proves that Brexit was the right thing to do.

It's a bit ironic, too, when discussion forum users who like to think they can say what they like freely object to free speech.