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Nope, I'll take them seriously when they quit eating foods containing carbon I'll say "Damn, they were seriously stupid!"

I'll take the warmers seriously when they end their own dependence on carbon.

Thinking in stereotypes is lazy. Or stupid. Or both. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind.

Backlash over Montgomery decision to strip Christmas from school calendar By Donna St. George November 12 The backlash was intense Wednesday to the Montgomery County Board of Education’s decision to scrub Christmas and other religious holidays from its published school calendar — without...

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - "Winter Wrap Up" Music Video - YouTube

Have no fear. Evil Corp's stock is doing quite nicely.

Ah, good. You're here, Blackleaf. This should be good for one of your bigoted rants. Holidays’ names stricken from next year’s Montgomery schools calendar By Donna St. George November 11 Christmas and Easter have been stricken from next year’s school calendar in Montgomery County. So have...

Heck, who even knew he had one? Glenn Beck’s dramatic revelation: He’s been hiding a mysterious brain illness By Lindsey Bever November 11 On Monday night, conservative broadcaster Glenn Beck admitted to keeping a secret. He has been sick for years. He has had pain and numbness, vocal...

Highway seizure in Iowa fuels debate about asset-forfeiture laws By Robert O'Harrow Jr. November 10 The two men in the rented red Nissan Altima were poker players traveling through Iowa on their way to Las Vegas. The police were state troopers on the hunt for criminals, contraband and cash...

Taylor Swift has a new song/video out called "Blank Space." I did not know this until I saw an advert that said "Taylor Swift - Blank Space." Truer words were never written.

MMMmmm. . . python.

25 years ago, border passages through the Berlin Wall were opened. Germans on both sides were free to travel. The Cold War was over. Berliners started hacking at the Wall, knocking out chips and chunks. It was the greatest party of the 20th century. Despite everything the U.S., Britian...

I taught my black kids that their elite upbringing would protect them from discrimination. I was wrong. By Lawrence Otis Graham November 6 I knew the day would come, but I didn’t know how it would happen, where I would be, or how I would respond. It is the moment that every black parent...

This didn't happen before Obamacare. Sorry. Couldn't resist.

You've got a great future in politics.

The specific language is "Four out of five dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum." That's not an interpretation, that's a quote. Here are the adverts: 1981 Trident Spearmint Gum Commercial with Peggy Fleming - YouTube Stock Footage - TRIDENT SUGARLESS GUM...

Yep. Lie about what they said, then mock them for what they never said.

Only if it involves a girl from South Carolina.

Could you mix me a metaphor while you're up?

Your entertainment value's running out pretty fast. We're gonna have to switch over from laughing at your hopeless flailing to baiting and taunting your lackwit belligerence.