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Fox News erroneously reports that police in Baltimore shot man By Paul Farhi May 4 Fox News erroneously reported that Baltimore police shot a man Monday in the same neighborhood where unrest broke out last week — a mistake quickly corrected by the news network. The midafternoon...

Exit left, flouncing like RuPaul.

Raspberry jam?

Fresh boysenberry compote, old boy. Marmalaaaaaad is just too Engerlish.

Ick.

Holy planetary microwave, Fatcan!

Oh, quit your yakkin'!

Joe the Crow, Jake's husband, spends most of the day on a tall tree with a good view, and comes down like lightning on any bird, crow or otherwise, who gets close to the nest. Not good for the interlopers. Last year I saw Joe drive a Cooper's hawk out of the area by himself.

Wish I could, but Jake the Crow is incubating a clutch, and I need to keep the balcony quiet for her to come up and get her food while she takes care of the eggs.

Glass? Who needs a glass? You effete, pansy Canadian, you!

Speaking of prison inmates: "But many are victims of legal and social injustice, inadequately provided for by the public assistance system, and over-prosecuted and vengefully sentenced. The greater competitiveness of the world makes the failures of American education, social services and...

JUDGE FINDS CHICAGO COP DANTE SERVIN NOT GUILTY; COURTROOM EXPLODEs By Diane Pathieu and Michelle Gallardo Tuesday, April 21, 2015 CHICAGO (WLS) -- After just four days, a judge found Chicago Police Officer Dante Servin not guilty on charges he shot and killed Rekia Boyd, a 22-year-old...

I doubt he's trolling. He's expressing his true feelings.

Boooooo!

About 85% of Indians. That's why I call it "relatively unusual" in whites.

You're lactose intolerant? That's relatively unusual in white people.

Um, no, it means that dairy makes me sick. In what universe is human milk included in "dairy?" Oh, right, in the little Engerland in your head.

I don't do dairy.

To disgust you and make you ill. So, it totally worked. Objective achieved.

Supreme Court hears arguments in same-sex marriage case: Highlights from oral arguments - The Washington Post OK, 1. Who cares? "Intent to demean" has NEVER been part of equal protection analysis. 2. Yes, these states seek to demean gay people. Just like states that passed...