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Sure it wasn't a ghost spotted in Buggery Castle in Pisspuddle, Dungshire?

Brits are retarded. As is evidenced by the fact they think that's a burqa.

Oh, noes! We have to BAN this! It could cause people to start taking drugs! That would be terrible!

-wqOApBLPio I don't know anything about Blunt or Kander besides the fact Blunt is Republican and got three draft deferments to stay out of Vietnam and Kander is a Democrat who served in Afghanistan, and that Blunt (and the NRA) bash Kander for supporting background checks. This is the best...

‘I will NOT wear a hijab’: U.S. chess star refuses to attend world championships in Iran By Cleve R. Wootson Jr. October 6 As one of the most successful women to ever play the male-dominated game of chess, Nazi Paikidze is used to having her moves watched closely. Her latest has drawn...

No need to watch it now. . . The GOP declares debate victory for Mike Pence, 90 minutes before it starts By Philip Bump October 4 Our sincere congratulations to Republican vice-presidential candidate Mike Pence, who, according to the Republican Party, has emerged victorious in the sole...

‘The only reason I am alive is the fact that the abortionist had not yet arrived at work’ By Lindsey Bever September 30 Twelve months ago, Gianna Jessen testified against Planned Parenthood, saying during a congressional hearing that her biological mother was seven and a half months...

OK, maybe not so great. Still, Trump smoked the bitch! Trump! TRUMP! TRUMP!!!

Here are seven steps you can take to maximize your chances of survival in a time of random terrorist attacks. 1. Eat well. 2. Take moderate exercise daily. 3. Don't smoke. 4. Drink in moderation. 5. Don't speed. 6. Wear seatbelts. 7. Pay full attention to your driving.

They're all GMO. Four thousand years of research and modification by Indian scientists.

Nah, the Wa-Na-Bes. And Cliffy'll be the Big Chief.

Brits are retarded.

Yeah, and it's the same word as "trouble."

I thought that was "sailing ship."

It's OK. We could always Terrexit.

Congressman: Charlotte protesters ‘hate white people because white people are successful’ You can read about all his BS retractions and apologies in the article, if you want. And remember, he's not a racist...

The plan was simple: Order a pizza, rob whoever showed up to deliver the pie. But the caper did not go as the four men expected. That was because Napoleon Harris III, arrived with the pizza in hand. Harris is a man of many hats. Not only has he served as an Illinois state senator since...

UW9PHNpGH18 BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! It looks like open house at the Betty Ford Clinic!

Beaver comes out of water, bites man’s shoe. Man punches beaver in head. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/beaver-comes-out-of-water-bites-mans-shoe-man-punches-beaver-in-head/2016/09/21/c5e4c6d6-7ff5-11e6-8d13-d7c704ef9fd9_story.html?tid=pm_local_pop_b

I am, and I'm a Calvinist.