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Will Dick Johnson be joining in the complaint?

My costume's real easy. It's just my regular clothes with my fly unzipped and a potato hanging out of it. When people ask, I tell 'em I'm a dick-tater.

Mars lander lost on its descent, ESA confirms Mars lander lost on its descent, ESA confirms Meanwhile, the Martian Embassy confirms that it has asked the London Metropolitan Police to issue an Anti-Social Behaviour Order against Whitehall for dumping trash in the neighbour's garden.

British ghosts can, because they're the greatest ghosts in history!

We prefer the term "Northern Ohio Drunken Savages."

As I've said repeatedly, Brits are retarded.

I'm not sure laughing is necessarily a sign of "freaking out."

Whadda they got against pretzels? I calculate damn near everything is "confusing for Muslim consumers," considering the undiluted pigsh*t they consume as their religion.

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An Icelandic lawmaker breast-fed her baby while giving a parliamentary speech — and no one cared...

Police couldn’t help his grandmother in hurricane. He called Papa John’s instead. By Katie Mettler October 13 Eric Olsen watched with anxiety from Nebraska as Hurricane Matthew — declared the most dangerous storm to ever approach central Florida — loomed along the eastern United States...

Like so many do following a breakup, a shirtless Erdogan Ceren sat on the edge of his bed, crying. Though the 22-year-old was alone in his bedroom in the Osmaniye Province in southern Turkey on Monday, any one of Facebook’s 1.23 billion users could have seen him. That’s what Ceren sought: he...

So, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Bill Cosby walk into a bar. . .

That ain't "Paris heist" inspired. That's Saturday night at home with Kanye.

This is the first time in American history that the two candidates for President are so widely detested that a write-in campaign, launched a mere four weeks before the election, can go viral and actually win the White House. So. . . Ladies and gentlemen, and CanCon participants, I invite you...

Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin says all faiths, not just Christians, should observe ‘Oilfield Prayer Day’ By Derek Hawkins October 11 Oklahoma’s oil and gas sector, one of the biggest in the country, is in bad shape. So bad that the state’s governor has called for divine intervention. Falling...

You think Amazon doesn't have physical facilities?

What's Lenny the Goat's Ph.D. in? Since he thinks that people can be "allowed" and "not allowed" to hold public office, I'll assume it's not Political Science, American History, or law.

Those Muzzies are probably Brits. And when one says "Brits are retarded," one is including all subsets of Brits within the set of Brits. Welcome to Remedial Logic 001.