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Yep. I'm American. My ancestry is 1/4 Shawnee, 1/4 Irish, and half who-knows (probably Native). Don't matter. My passport says I'm American and my "white card" says I'm Shawnee. All either of them gives me that you don't have is the right to vote in national and tribal elections. One of...

Klan flag, but I get your drift.

Can't fix stupid, petros.

We have that myth here too. I want my damn checks!

Sorry. When you're in the middle of a shitstorm, sometimes it's hard to keep track of every turd that falls.

I really liked the way he went seamlessly from a cute little ditty about kids farting in the tub to a freaking anthem! Small wonder he won Britain's Got Talent.

Still waiting for my damn flying car. . .

Please. . . don't give us a list of your favourite lubricants. I'm BEGGING ya here!

Just for you, Mo. . .

That ain't whinin', boy! That there's rumbling! Like my big ol' twuck! OK, it's kinda a high-pitched rumbling. . .

How long before they say the twuck boys were Russian agents?

Lot of it has to do with the U.S. stopping all avocado shipments from Mexico. They've become so desperate they're smuggling in avocados in the cocaine shipments.

If it's that important to you, you have my permission to shove it.

Reading comprehension is hard.

I was shocked that President Biden directly attacked Representatives Greene, Gosar, and Boebert. That was beneath him, and would be beneath any President but one.

Oh. . . WAY worse than that! It would be. . . AVOGEDDON!

No, you really didn't.

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING! We have a WINNAH! :rolleyes:

Careful. Boomster's liable to get mad at ya. MOD FIGHT!

Heck, I won't even pay it any mind then. Plenty of bigger fish to fry.