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How DARE you compare our devoted public servants to germs! The germs are rightfully offended.

Yeah, but he was a career Mountie before he became Sergeant-at-Arms.

Well, clearly Canada is in dire need of strict sword control legislation. Get Justin on it! Bieber, I mean. Not that other one, he can't do anything without a boob in his hand and shoe polish on his face.

Wow. . . cops who do their jobs. Canada is so cool!

Us crackhead Natives can be pretty badass. We cheat.

Only ten per snatch, Hairtrigger?

Seriously, THANK YOU for NOT putting it in "Hump Day Hottie!"

Boomster's been doing free weights. Trying to get in five snatches a day.

Keep this up and you'll have a lot of new muscles to work.

Excellent idea. If Covid is only allowed to be out certain hours, y'all can go out other times and be perfectly safe!

He's good for a laugh. And nobody's stormed Parliament. Yet.

Pretty soon we'll all be hopeless, downtrodden slaves like the poor New Zealanders.

Why so upset, Moosie? You got exactly what you wanted. Mad because it wasn't Parliament, maybe?

Funny how the United States Supreme Court has agreed with that type of "half-wit claim" since 1886, enit? Of course, we all know the Supremes are just a bunch of lefty half-wits, and have been for a century and a half, right?

And this is why it's futile to argue with a butthurt drunk uncle. He can't distinguish between facts and his opinions.

Um. . . that's the National Guard. They're supposed to be in "full military gear." FFS, Cliffy, can you at least supply a little basic sense to the crap you re-post? Did you notice what "full military gear" they DON'T have? Like. . . oh, I don't know. . . guns?

Roger that, Ukrainian.

Um. . . no, you bloody stupid Englishman. Twitter suspended him for 12 hours. Facebook has suspended him for two weeks, and said it make make the suspension permanent.

Answering a question with a question is precisely the kind of unoriginal weakness I've learned to expect from you. I wish all our enemies were as pathetic as you.

Will you be continuing to suck the dick of the man who looted the speaker's lectern from the House of Representatives (while, of course, condemning looting by non-White people)?