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Many, many moons ago, I did an analysis on the resource use in buying a tiny commuter putt-putt for commuting, and keeping Da Beast for long hauls. Came out you'd need to run both for 8 years for the fuel savings to equal the resource cost in building the putt-putt. I'm sure the numbers are...

Well. . . there's always the government fleets. . .

I don't know how y'all work it up there, but down here we got a pretty good system. The Tweedledum Party and the Tweedledumber Party put on big shows of Performative Outrage and deliver Momentous Speeches about the Crisis We're In. The Federal Reserve works the problem unmolested, because the...

Fortunately, near as I can tell, "politically correct" is still being decided mostly by folks of European extraction.

Good. Load up the core with SUVs going out for a pack of smokes.

Looked like 2.93 to me.

So. . . what's your point? That plastic bags are a fundamental human right or something?

Not much point in talking smart to some folk.

Well, I guess if you're member's retired (nudge-nudge, wink-wink), ain't much left to do but haul down six figures for playing Candy Crush eight hours a day.

Can't think of a time it wasn't that way. Usually the "right ethnic background" that counted was European.

Damn socialist!

Sorry to put a hitch in yer git-along there, pardner.

"When in danger, when in doubt Run in circles, scream and shout" --Old submariners' rhyme

They put Vienna sausages in their shorts? That's disgusting!

I made the same mistake. It's actually I Am The Walrus.

Nope. Said I wasn't sure. Don't know much about TV people, and all I know about Smollett is he's the less-famous brother of the not-very-famous Journee Smollett and that he's dumb enough to pay his thugs in a criminal enterprise with a check.

Meh, I'm not sure a C- or D-list actor qualifies as the elite.

Those late-medieval guys had an. . . "earthy". . . sense of humor. Don't worry about the old guy. He probably still says "groovy."

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together --Lennon/McCartney

If you take the letters in taxme and rearrange them, ya come up with "x meat." I'm sure that has some deep meaning. . .