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It's one of those statements that's true under any circumstances, like "This too shall pass" and "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Well, after two years of farting around, they finally announced the new name of the Washington NFL franchise. The Commanders. Woo. Hoo.

The whole thing is like the bad movie Convoy. The convoy leader (Kris Kristofferson) denied that he was "leading" anything, and honestly had no agenda at all. But reporters interviewing the convoy members found every one of 'em had a different bitch: the 55-mph speed limit, the cost of fuel...

It seems that the twuck pwotest has turned into a temper tantrum. "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!" "So what, exactly, is this 'it' you're so upset about?" "Duuuuuh. . ." Somebody needs a nap.

I know you'd rather be lied to.

Nah, he's pretty skinny. Better get Dagoo, Tashtego, AND Queequeg on it.

Yep, we're a bunch of little bast. . . ions.

That fact that you don't believe anybody does anything without being paid off says more about you than it does about other folk.

So, Moosie, how long until the number of jobs in the U.S. hits zero, according to your slobbering idiot websites?

Y'know, Thomas Jefferson stole the election.

Well. . . it's been awhile since there was a good freak show in Coutts.

Good one. You sure got her!

They should go back to Quebec or Indigen where they belong!

And I quote. . . "This problem in fact is the result of Women's Lib." Yeah, no screed there. Just a terrified old man harking back to the good ol' days that never existed. I do truly wish we could set up an area, maybe a state and half a province, as Conservativeland, where everybody who...

Story Asked a perplexed Russian diplomat "Vot is 'feck aff yiz shitehawks?'"

You mean. . . a state with a Republican governor and a majority-Republican legislature STOLE THE ELECTION? Oh, dearie me!

That was a great movie!

Yep. According to Georgia law, they were eligible for the death penalty because the murder was committed during the commission of aggravated battery.

OK, clearly the lab staff needs a break. . .

Here's the deal, man. Nobody owes you Da Troof, much less is under any obligation to present only Da Troof you agree with. People will disagree. The people in charge of Da Meeja will present their side in the light most favorable to their positions. Your continual whimpering grievance that...