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My slightly insane lady friend (hey, she's my lady friend, she has to be at least a little cracked!) is raising a redwood. In a pot. She plans to transplant it when it's about two feet high, so that long after we're dead and gone, people will remember us when it destroys the water and sewer lines.

Well, it seems to be received wisdom hereabouts that whenever the gol-dang gummint does anything, it's because they were paid off by EEE-vil interests and corporations that the same conspiracy nutters adore under all other circumstances. . .

I wonder who paid 'em off?

Grocery stores in Canada have looms?

I'm sure that's relevant to something in your head.

Sure it wasn't "Real Canadian Woman Attacked On Bus By Immigrant?"

THAT'LL show the world he's dumber'n Alec Baldwin!

Probably not a good idea to tell a trucker to stop looking at his mirrors. Besides, Boomster LIKES Nazis!

Just opened it. Nobody there.

Guess y'all are just gonna have to subsist on a diet of poutine and moose hocks. And beer.

Beats working, I guess.

I'm actually with ya on that. I wouldn't let a lot of these noobs drive a skateboard. Good drivers can be pretty hard to find.

Fiction. And not very original fiction. Basically a re-working of the Osiris story.

Sounds like the "you will be saved" stuff was a lie.

Not interested in your tits, thanks.

Ya mean. . . it's as bad as when the Tories were in power?

Because you're whiny little twats pining for a world that never was?

Well, that does explain Canadian misery. But did you have to export it?

Nah, just a misanthrope. Best to just pity 'em and ignore 'em.

I've known a few who professed faith and died young. “Then Miss Watson she took me in the closet and prayed, but nothing come of it. She told me to pray every day, and whatever I asked for I would get it. But it warn’t so. I tried it. Once I got a fish-line, but no hooks. It warn’t any good to...