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Good protein there.

I stick with "Don't trust anybody. . ."

Probably codeword for "freedom to be an asshole."

Mostly it happens between your ears.

Like how God has his faithful blow up his other faithful in mosques, markets, and homes.

I've told you straight up I'm American several times, in addition to the dozens of hints anybody with the IQ of a dead beaver could pick up on. Not surprised it took you this long.

You know why Allah curses you with Jews and infidels and American warplanes and. . . well. . . each other? It's because you shove your asses in his face five times a day.

It is amazing and tragic that if you got enough power, you can be dumber'n a stump and an obvious compulsive liar and still win. Nice hair helps.

Tissue?

What a dope! The usual call is for castration, not lobotomy! I'm not sure Tommy Douglas understands how sex works.

Yep, and trust me, it's no fun sharing the longest undefended border in the world with the People's Soviet Socialist Republic of Kanada. We need to BUILD A WALL! And make Lithuania pay for it!

Ah, right. The Onion of the Great White North.

Ivanka's.

Funny how you've concluded, on the basis of comprehensive ignorance, that they found nothing.

Oh, well. So much for history. Cuz if Canada's anything like the South, history is learned from statues and monuments, not from books.

Standard procedure. You really think the cops let suspects wander around freely while they conduct a search? As for the security cameras, they can't enforce that. But they can demand it, and if you're too stupid to know your rights, that's on you.

NICE bit of wordsmithing!

Well, all I have to say is that if Bell is found to have held unacceptable beliefs by 21st-century standards, Canada should ban telephones!

Guess True Dope wanted to be bigger and badder than Papa. . .

BIG TRUSS! (NB: "BIG TRUSS" was a saying of the NFL's Baltimore Ravens for a few weeks, a deliberate play on the pronunciation of "trust" in some accents.)