Search results

How the fuck far out of Tuktoyuktuk do you live to even ASK that question? And how the hell do you get internet? Bounce the signal off a piece of space junk from the 60s?

Works for me. I'll call Lorne Michaels (longtime producer of Saturday Night Live). Your insights are always welcome. I'm sure you grasp the basics of our system, and understand the differences between it and yours.

I figure the Acme Company of Roadrunner fame predicted Amazon. Quite accurately, I might add.

They have. Turns out. . . drum roll. . . it's a rock. I worship Ariana Grande's tits. Wouldn't mind doing some testing on them.

Could be a bloody koi FISH without hair!

Technically, no. For practical purposes, ya need to be a judge, a law professor, or an extremely senior lawyer. Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett (Trump's 3 picks) were all judges in the Federal appellate courts, one step down from the Supreme Court. Flipside, back in the FDR administration...

Cuts down on the toxic waste disposal problem too!

Heh-heh. I was at the store today getting ingredients. I was picking out an onion and a few potatoes, when an older Black woman asked me, in an obvious Caribbean accent, "You know how to cook?" I allowed as how I did and said I was making a shepherd's pie for the weekend. She said solemnly...

Well, why didn't ya say so in the first place? I'm making a shepherd's pie for the weekend.

Um. . . yes. Ms Obama is a lawyer. Quite a senior one at that. Whatever makes you think you need to be a lawyer to be a Supreme Court justice? The Constitution makes no such requirement.

Don't tell me, let me guess. . . it was Biden and Harris, right?

Only in Saskatchewan is two pounds of Elk meat called a "sauce."

Ya do what ya can. Whether it makes sense or not.

Well, if they modify DNA enough, you might end up smart!

If only you could comprehend the difference between a statue and a book. . .

Right, so clearly he failed to feed 'er allies.

ID requirements. How very fascist. And mandates! No more mandates! No safety mandates, no maximum hours mandates, none of them Commie-Nazi "ya gotta drive on the right-hand side of the road" mandates!

Nah, I think you're thinking of when he grabbed you by the pussy.

Federales, ferfucksake.

Can you show us on the doll where the bad man touched you, ya little poof?