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Gotta listen to your mom. Specially when she's the Queen.

Yeah, well, I'm a prick. Harshness kinda comes with the territory.

You can thank Gawd for inflicting Covid on us. Thank science for it subsiding.

His Delta Tau Chi name is "x-meat." It's an anagram.

Better git to doing your own research. Prediction: It'll lead you to objectively conclude the conclusion you started with.

Well done you.

Yeah, we've had all sorts of back-and-forth and arguments over "covenants not to compete." Basic rule is they're OK if they're not too restrictive.

Good for you. Stay off those "sports book" websites. Enjoy Halle Berry's boobs in the advert (lady's looking FINE for 55!) and keep your wallet and your li'l buddy in your pants. I'm kidding. I know it can be a little hard to tell sometimes, with me.

It should be. He pays hard cash for that service!

And if I laugh at any mortal thing 'Tis merely that I may not weep --Lord Byron

Actually, they do. Special powers. Special legal status. Wanna get the police unions (and the tighty whitey righties) cranked up? Propose a law saying "no law enforcement officer shall enjoy any difference in legal status or treatment from any other person." I like the deal the Brits have...

Is nothing to my hatred of the middle class. Whining twats.

Well, of course! Pandemics are declared by the World Health Organization, which every good, red-blooded Chicken Little KNOWS exists for the sole purpose of turning us all into Communist Commies! Good thing we got heroic, semi-literate, red-blooded truckers to stand against the ravening horde...

Would the short form of address be "Chief," like it is for our Navy chief petty officers? I made Technical Sergeant, the sixth of nine enlisted ranks. Never got to senior NCO before I got out.

Go Canada! For you guys to fail of the Gold in hockey is kinda like when we fail of the Gold in basketball: rare and kinda traumatic.

Yeah, you mentioned the AF. Twelve years myself, in intelligence. Pleasure to make your acquaintance, sir or Sarge (or whatever you call a warrant officer, we called 'em "Mister" back when we had 'em).

"Eke" as in "eke out" is one of the most misunderstood terms in English. As you say, people generally think it means "to achieve by a narrow margin, due only to luck or arduous effort," as in "The Canadian Hockey team eked out a gold medal." Actually, the term means "to supplement" or "to fill...

I ain't gonna argue. Things coulda changed since I read my source.

That's wrong too, but not as funny.

Yes, you want them to be the overseers of the peons who weren't as lucky, as smart, or as rich as they are.