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Pay the Danegeld. Good idea.

There goes the neighbourhood.

Where are you from originally? Reminds me of an old "Pat and Mike" joke. Pat and Mike get off the boat in New York, and as they're walking up the pier toward land, they pass by a ship unloading people from Poland. Mike says "Sure and America's a wonderful country, Pat!" Pat waves at the...

If it saves just ONE LOAD of rubber dog poop for the dollar store, it's worth it!

Smart enough to get elected, apparently.

Well, can't say your leader's not making some real smart moves there!

Yeah, that's the point of jail, too.

Australians all let us rejoice For we are young and free We've golden soil and wealth for toil Our home is girt by sea Our land abounds in nature's gifts A beauty rich and rare In history's page, at every stage Advance Australia fair! Beneath our radiant Southern Cross We'll toil with heart and...

"I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps!" "He was drafted." --M*A*S*H

Well, I see four options for Real Canadians. . . 1. Persuade some of the Ontaribec people that your way is better. 2. Establish a one person/more than one vote (depending on how you vote) "democracy" somehow. 3. Declare the secession of Westernesse and see if y'all can get the Confederacy to...

No, I referred to the Pied Piper. Surely you've heard the story. Would lemmings be better? I can do a lemmings metaphor. Maybe have one of the lemmings stop and say "Guys, wait. Let's review the plan."

Well, sounds like True Dope and Streetmeat are admitting they screwed the pooch. I'm not sure "We're total fuckups, so we deserve more power" is a proposition I could get behind, but I say again, I got no say in how Canadians run their country.

Wait, what? "A carton of bras ports the fencing sword?" Did I get that right?

But. . . but. . . I'm assured that a majority of Canadian truckers are non-White!

Well, that would suggest that so far, not all your Conservative MPs are following the Pied Piper. So there's hope yet.

Yeah, how'd the "I vas chust folloving orders" defense work at Nurnberg? Yeah, you and FBI Director Comey. MAGA!

Oregon has a long history of gunfighting. And racism.

They can join the Confederate States of America. They'd fit right in.

Yes it did. As did anarchy, autocracy, water-monopoly dictatorship, theocracy, representative democracy, hereditary monarchy, and every other system you can possibly think of. You can get through a lot of systems when you have several thousand nations, a couple of thousand languages, and...

May be closer than you think. If Kamala Harris or RuPaul runs in 2024. . .