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OF COURSE "they" is carrying a lululemon bag! How could it be any different?

I wouldn't know. I'm only just barely American.

Good idea. Send in Yoko. They'll run all the way back to Moscow screaming "Oh no!"

Morena Baccarin saved that movie. . .

And the mean old EUers didn't start a war with you? Maybe they decided you weren't worth it.

That must be why they crushed Britain's dream of freedom.

You keep your filthy slut-paws off Jesus! Harlot. Jezebel. Scarlet woman.

Ryan Reynolds is Canadian? Well, that explains Green Lantern. . .

As is diagnosing anybody when a) you don't have the education and training to be competent at it and b) you haven't examined the subject.

I know. Their completely unjustified invasion of the sacred soil of Mother Russia is not to be countenanced!

There also weren't any outer-space alien invasions. Nor anal probes. I guess the brain-damaged rubes were feeling all comfy and secure with their corn likker and their blankies.

Not really. "Na khui" (rough transliteration) literally means "on the dick," in other words. . .

The judge set him afire? Damn, all y'all Canadians are TOUGH!

Ah, yes. "I know you are but what am I." Your mastery of grade-three repartee is impressive. For you.

A family is standing on the street in tears, watching its home go up in flames. Up walks petros. "You shoulda had sprinklers."

So let us declare a state of emergency and grab dictatorial powers to deal with dissent. That'll show 'em we're better'n Russia! Don't worry, we'll run like bunnies at the first sign of resistance. It's our new "Freedom Through Weakness" policy.

Yep, come in when the squabbling client states finally figure out none of 'em's strong enough to win, then drop a couple of atom bombs. Three days later, unconditional surrender.

Always good to hear from the developmental disabilities community.

We're famous for it. Remember the World Wars? Think of us as daddy saying to the kids "if I gotta get up outta my La-Z-Boy, somebody's gonna get a whippin'!"

Meh, it's what you get when folk start using words they don't understand. Flossie seems to think that "peaceful" and "illegal" are antonyms.