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No. What we typically call the "rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness" simply means that other people cannot take those things from you.* You have no "right" to be free of lightning strikes, car crashes, cancer, or any of the thousands of other fun and creative ways to die.. *...

Makes clear the need for ax control.

Well, actually I AM boycotting Kaitlin Jenner. Haven't had any commercial transaction with her that I know of.

OK, can we all agree to stop fighting until we track down the sources of money the producers used to bankroll Zelensky's comedy show?

Probably. Whatever it takes to support your dark muttering.

Oh dear.

Black fatigues, no nametags? Coulda been anything (except "civic." Don't know what that is).

The cops weren't shaking them down for "suspicious activity."

I'm not defending harry.

I didn't check IDs.

Sorry your feelings are so hurt, harry. We'll look into amending the Constitution to require getting the approval of some random Canadian for our elections.

If you're a shrieking Chicken Little, we have.

Nope. It's 70 million old White people and two Black guys (Clarence Thomas and Crazy Lamar, my local homeless guy).

It certainly does. You know what don't make sense? A bunch of old White people that never gave a damn about minor college sports suddenly being so desperately concerned that they're demanding Congressional action. Makes a body wonder if this is really about sports at all.

Tail wagging the dog. Don't fall for it. The White Right is in an uproar. They do not give two shits about college swimming competitions. Never watched one, don't care. This is just their latest OUTRAGE!

Yep, it's actually in the book. It's the no-true-Scotsman fallacy. It goes like this. . . No Scotsman wears knickers under his kilt! Well, MacTavish does, and he's a Scotsman. No TRUE Scotsman wears knickers under his kilt!

We're not. We're simply saying that there is not the first shred of evidence that reading your Really Old Book or believing your fairy tale will bring about peace. Quite the contrary, the behaviour of people who claim to be devout followers of that fairy tale slaughter each other with cheerful...

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But another Evergreen container ship, the Ever Forward, is aground in the Chesapeake Bay. Story They should name all their ships the Ever Running Into Shit. Not that this'll make us rethink gigantic container ships, mind, any more'n the Exxon Valdez disaster made us rething supertankers.