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Maybe right-wingers are just anti-social assholes?

Explains why True Dope is still in the big chair, I guess.

Ah, but grasshopper, Genesis tells us You're just another face that I know from the TV show I have known you for so very long, I feel you like a friend Can't you do anything for me, can I touch you for a while Can I meet you another day and we will fly away So be it. Selah. Amen.

It's a person when the soul enters the body, which for some is at conception, for some at "quickening," and for politicians and people who talk in the theatre, never.

Jamber? Johnber? Deppheard?

Then why is your age calculated from the time of birth and not the time of heartbeat?

Of course it is. It's a "report" from an unnamed source that got some government money. Probably the Royal Institute of People as Dumb as You.

OOOooo. . . clever! For you.

Unfortunately, we kinda pioneered this during the G.W. Bush administration. "We'll do anything we damn well please, and by the time it works its way through the courts, we'll already be done." The fact that he was fixing to get shot down by the Senate ain't the only reason True Dope lifted the...

No doubt Joe Biden opened the door for him and Nancy Pelosi pointed out good classrooms with lots of targets.

And no danger of skin cancer, sand in your drawers, or Brits speaking what they seem to think is English.

And oddly enough, I wasn't referring specifically to the American Native thing. You do realize there's a lot of countries out there that were pretty happy to see the English take a hike, right? As in "every continent except Antarctica (the penguins haven't released an official statement yet)."

Well. . . my land wasn't purchased or sold, but y'know, there's a solution to your cousins' problem.

The solution to School shootings Critical Race Theory Sex education Sexuality education Grooming Shut down public schools. They ain't in the Constitution, so ya got no right to a public education. Done and dusted. Miller time.

You're so negative. Look on the bright side. About 99% of the world would be delighted if the Brits never left their island again.

Cybertourism. And crypto! Any other pressing problems I can solve for you?

Have to find him first. One of the security measures we implemented after Hinckley shot Reagan was to close-hold the Presidential travel itinerary. While the General Secretary of the Soviet Union hopped out of his limo on Connecticut Avenue and took a walk, pressing the flesh with passers-by.

Don't see why they have to be made in England. See, if ya export all yer manufacturing, you'll be all environmentally pure and you can run your entire economy by trading crypto! Get your head out of the 20th century. It's a new day.

Does this mean he can trot down to Bobz Gunz and get him a AR, five clips, and a bunch of ammo?

Well, she did more than the cops did.