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You go into a Christian church on Saturday morning and announce Gawd is dead, you'll probably really piss off the cleaning lady. Or maybe she'll just say "Good, the bastard never paid worth shit anyhow."

Yes, because only the human mammal uses words and definitions. I know this comes as a surprise to you, but the cartoons you watch with your Froot Loops ain't a 100% accurate depiction of animals.

"The Peelers always kill their man."

I bet the Dutch farmers ain't fighting their EU agricultural subsidies.

Well, I don't see "smarter than Jussie Smollett" as a ringing endorsement, but at least it's something.

So, if you're going to tell us how "leftards" think, feel, and react, is it OK for me to tell us how you react?

Yes, indeed. All those lefties wrote it into the Constitution and Jim Crow laws.

Och, aye, laddie.

Love songs are generally written in (bad) poetry, not prose.

No, here's the fucking truth. They're not willing to give up their AR-15 Rambo guns, even for perfectly serviceable M1 Garands (the gun that won World War II) or Winchester lever-action rifles (the gun that won the West, and that Zehauf-Bibeau used to murder Cpl Cirillo, in case you wondered...

I imagine Elon Schmuck hears "It's OK if you pull out, as long as you pay me" a lot.

It's the price we (read: they) pay for freedom. A sacrifice the gun nuts are happy to make.

Don't let the door hit your arse On your way out --Larry Kirwan, Funky Ceilidh

WHAT on EARTH is that STENCH?!?!?! Smells like shit and semen. Either TorchLight farted, or x-meat belched.

They're reasonably clean after you've joyfully licked the cow shit off them.

Yet another of the things you utterly fail to comprehend. I figure that list stretches from Vancouver to Gaspe by now.

You misspelled it. How typical. Everything "works for you," because you don't know how anything works.

Oh, well. Guess the rightards'll have to find another Real Man to fantasize being buggered by. . . Premature Withdrawal

That'd be because you're stupid.

So, are you for or against private property? Whimpering pussy.