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For the large majority of our posters, every single damn thing that happens is Not the only thing they have in common whining four-year-olds.

Hmm. . . subject shows an admirable grasp of the patently obvious (and repeatedly proven).

I got a call from my lady at 5:00 this morning. "Are you ready to watch the funeral?" Um. . . no. I occasionally looked in on the Beeb's feed.

Makes ya wonder why he ain't already here.

Look on the bright side. He coulda sung it AT the funeral. Or sung The Smiths' "The Queen Is Dead."

That actually wasn't the question, but thanks. New info's always good.

Of course! In the Plains states/provinces, it'll take you at least that long to find a hill to come riding over.

Will better stay healthy. . . I guess Anne or Edward could fill in in a pinch.

Yep, I was thinking he's pretty damn good at abracadabra. . . Betcha he was a demon at dodgeball.

My drill sergeant used to say "On time is LATE! Fifteen minutes early is on time!"

Good question. Now I have one for you. . . Did your mom drink a lot when she was pregnant with you?

Hmm. . . if a foreign head of state/government were a veteran, would it have been appropriate for them to wear their medals on their suits? E.g., if George H.W. Bush (Distinguished Flying Cross, Air Medal, Asia/Pacific Campaign Medal) were President, would it have been permitted by protocol for...

Infinite simplification is an apt description of most of this board.

On the upside, at least they don't have to go home to a bed-sit in Leeds.

Here's a joke to get you through the day. . . Heisenberg and Schroedinger are out for a drive when they're pulled over by a cop. The cop comes up to the car and says "You were going 56 mph in a 35 zone!" Heisenberg answers "Great! Now I'm lost!" Then the cop wants to look in the trunk and...

Sisyphean task, ain't it?

True enough, but sadly, there's ample foolhardy to go around.

This will, of course, make not the tiniest dent or scratch in the Marching Morons' certainty that the entire population of Martha's Vineyard are White liberal Democrats who eat avocado toast three meals a day.

It was nice that they got through seven hours of televised ceremony without a single shot of some entertainer in the crowd or the pews. And that nobody misbehaved, or if they did, they got stuffed most ricky-tick.

And therefore the one they cling to hardest, once they fictionalise it enough to tell themselves they're heroes, not "suckers and losers," to quote a former U.S. president .