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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    OK, I guess. I figured maybe she was pulling over random motorists to check for high BP. (I've gathered the impression Lady Petros is in the medical field.)
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    Alec Baldwin fired shot that killed one, wounded another on film set

    Y'know, a body might think that if they can CGI and entire two-hour movie, they could use a fake gun and dub in the sound of shots. If it saves only ONE LIFE. . .
  3. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    My phone number, I sincerely hope.
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    Conservatives open up an 8-point lead over the Liberals as 70%+ Canadians don’t think the Liberal government is focused enough on the cost of living

    What's your source on that? Being as you're so sure it's so, I imagine you have multiple sources demonstrating that most Canadians can name the six Federal parties without thinking for more than a few seconds. Which is good. If Canadians are like Americans, thinking for more than a few...
  5. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    She keeps red lights in her purse? Canadians, man. What're ya gonna do?
  6. Tecumsehsbones

    Alec Baldwin fired shot that killed one, wounded another on film set

    I don't need "firearms training," cuz I'm a COWBOY!
  7. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    According to eminent medical researcher Dr. Tucker Carlson, MD, Ph.D., Sc.D. FRS, MAGA!, shining red light on your balls'll take care of that. You have fun with that now, hear?
  8. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Well, after 25 years if you don't feel pretty, very pretty, pretty, and witty, and gay. . . You're probably repressing it FIERCELY!
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    Law Enforcement Tools & Techniques in Canada vs USA…

    "Like cats in a sandbox, they try to cover up what they've done." --Some Famous Guy
  10. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Let us not exclude the possibility that BOTH may be fucked up. Me, I'm "two-spirited." The two being whiskey and tequila.
  11. Tecumsehsbones

    CHINESE SPY BALLOON! RUN AND HIDE!

    The HAIR! The CLOTHES! We were SO COOL! I hate being old.
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    Conservatives open up an 8-point lead over the Liberals as 70%+ Canadians don’t think the Liberal government is focused enough on the cost of living

    Pirate Party. And I didn't say we need more parties (we have a dozen), I said YOU need more parties. I would never try to impose American ideas on Canada. The whining is annoying.
  13. Tecumsehsbones

    CHINESE SPY BALLOON! RUN AND HIDE!

    The German original is much better. I was in West Berlin when it was massively popular.
  14. Tecumsehsbones

    CHINESE SPY BALLOON! RUN AND HIDE!

    We should respond with the dreaded Peenemunde bomb! Late in The Big One, the Germans constructed a fake airfield near the northern city of Peenemunde. A standard tactic, it was used by both sides (we had a whole fake fleet and aircraft at Dover to distract from our actual invasion forces for...
  15. Tecumsehsbones

    CHINESE SPY BALLOON! RUN AND HIDE!

    As Jin recognized, it's provocation for provocation's sake. Only a handful of the oldest Chinese remember a military tactic other than gunning down helpless peasants and students or the spectacularly effective technique of ramming. With a fighter.
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    Trudeau announces Amira Elghawaby as Canada's first representative to combat Islamophobia

    I hear Quebec's groundhog died. Tragic. Now they don't know when winter will end.
  17. Tecumsehsbones

    2SLGBTQQIA+

    Not my thing, so I won't be joining you. But also not my business, so you and the farmboys have a blast now, hear?
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    CHINESE SPY BALLOON! RUN AND HIDE!

    And never forget, WE invented gunpowder!