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He seems nice. Let's introduce him to Foxer.

Significantly less than a state gets.

That you can't find any corroboration for.

But. . . but. . . they make TV SHOWS about how super-cool badass they are! What, no jail time for criminal shitheadedness leading to wounding? So much for getting tough.

OK, offer withdrawn. We'll make you a territory. Like Puerto Rico. Or Guam.

"Forgive him, Theodotus, he is a barbarian and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature." Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra

It's OK. We'll sweeten our offer. . . you can be SIX WHOLE STATES: Maritimia, Kay-bec, Ontario, Westernesse, BC, and Freezeyerassoff. That's 12 Senate seats and a whole bunch of Congresscritters.

How about when you're an FBI agent showing off your moves on the dance floor (and drinking), and you do a super-cool flip and your weapon falls out of your waistband and goes off, hitting a bystander in the leg? Bayern 4 - 2 Wolfsburg. Bayern's top of the table after a 26-hour stretch in 2nd...

And who is saying that? Got a quote? Or is this yet another case of "Make something up, claim themmuns say it, and whine about how hard-done-by usuns are?"

Ah. Well. "A lot" is good. I guess. Corporations are people too!

Da. . . fuq?

Have you called a WAAAHmbulance?

What percentage of them led to happy outcomes before? "AMBER ALERT! MISSING: One human being. Approximately two arms, two legs, and one-ish head. Possibly with hair. Answers to "Hey, you!" Sometimes." Halftime. Bayern 3 - 1 Wolfsburg.

Take your jerk fantasies into the bedroom. Footy's on.

Must be the "well-used" look.

Pretty much. Ain't like there's a shortage of White guys.

All depends on the grind. I like a nice Spanish espresso grind in my ground news. You can keep that Italian rubbish!

Sure thing, fatass.

Sexist religious bigot.

State stores suck. No eye-candy posters implying that if you drink Belch Beer or Old Sweatsocks liquor, this hot model chick will bang you right there on the barroom floor.