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O tidings of comfort and joy.

Early bird, worm, all that.

Same reason "psychopaths have more rights than law-abiding citizens." You like to whine about how hard-done-by you are.

Nothing wrong with that. Google is a private company. It can do as it pleases with its property, and take whatever consequences customers and potential customers (and advertisers) choose to bring.

Who WOULDN'T believe the sketchy guy in the alley who assures you "Perfectly safe, man. This stuff isn't made made in some basement lab. It's made by a pharmaceutical company for sale in countries where it's legal. I just tapped into a 'misdirected shipment,' y'know?"

You threw a conniption fit over unleaded gas and catalytic converters, didn't you?

Think of it as evolution in action.

"Assault?" "Weapon?" Oh dear. Marshall used an ASSAULT WEAPON! LOCK HIM UP for 20!

"Well, not my neighborhood anyhow," she added.

I think there's a holiday song with "Cornish lane" in it.

Heck, I'd find Marshall "not guilty" and make True Dope pay him damages!

Would it be OK if they were real boobs?

Couldn't hurt.

Of course! They're not Real Canadians!

The kids in the middle would be expelled for flashing "gang signs" over here. Well, the Black one anyhow.

"Reuse is 100% recycling." --Dilbert

Yep. And make it "long ladder, short rope." Ammo's expensive.

Hmm. . . don't know that it's come up. Courts'd have to rule on it. "How long can you tread water?" Or in this case, air.

Or maybe he looks like he's holding it up for the camera, while Vlod gestures to it for the camera.

Been doing it for decades. Took no harm from it so far.