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I LOVE going to the VA!

Right about now, I figure there's a couple of dozen Chinese officials working 24-hour days to spin this as a triumph for Xi. If they succeed, promotion, money, power, all that good stuff. If they fail, there's worse things than hoeing beans on a collective farm in northwest China for the rest...

OK, now THAT's an act of war!

There’s a remedy for Britain’s problems: Rejoin the E.U. By Fareed Zakaria This week marked the third anniversary of Brexit, and it coincided with a grim verdict from the International Monetary Fund: This year, the British economy will do worse than all of the world’s major economies —...

Too late. . . you just did.

That's because the order was so strange. Security personnel in the Confederacy search children's backpacks for books, not guns. Guns are regarded as innocent toys patriotic kids should have in Dixie.

You get your care at the U.S. Veterans Administration? How the fuck does that work?

Plurals don't take apostrophes, shit-for-brains.

Hah! Think you got it tough? I WORKED for one of those companies! Yep, I had to clean it up. Without a hazmat suit.

Men's. (I know, I'm not Ron. But I've done my share of janitor work.) Definitely men's.

It is a little concerning that now WE have to be their nanny again.

Only if it has separate lavatories, one for men and one for. . . that.

Half of all Brits, by definition, have two-digit IQs.

Spelling isn't grammar. Grammar is the way words go together. Your unsourced quote is wrong, as are you, this time as usual.

I'm kinda glad they Brexited. Ain't like they were ever fully in anyhow. Nobody needs a sad sack dragging along at the rear pissing and moaning.

Spelling Nazi, Scheisskopf.

Alternate ending to that joke: "You asked me a question, I answered the question you asked, and now you're pissed off at me because you asked the wrong question."

Yep. We prop up your economy from time to time and see to your defense. I'm perfectly willing to give you due credit. . . you contribute more to our "multi-national force" adventures than anybody else. I always said, the basic multi-national force is. . . U.S. - Two carrier battle groups...

Never said you're not a problem client state.