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Well except for those things and people that never get off the damn dime in the first place. And those that follow the glide path of a brick.

Aww!

No, the correct answer is not "Here!" Accurate, no doubt, but not what I'm looking for. Now that we're boldly going where just about everybody has gone before, how's Canada's experience with legal marijuana going? Any major problems? By "major," I mean "comparable with the problem of locking...

Bellbottoms!

Maybe you could try being all cutesy. Like "the perpetrator doesn't have much need for sunscreen." Or "the missing teen goes by the name Anastasia and may be fluent in Swedish." Or just give a melanin count. Make it sound all professional-like and scientifical. Tragic that all this...

Look for the nekkid ones. They're OK. Process of elimination. You know my methods, Watson. Use them!

Tissue?

I like it! You automatically eliminate all the nekkid people wandering around.

Man looks up on a yellow sky And the rain turns to rust in his eye Rumours of his health are lies Old England is dying His clothes are dirty shade of blue And his ancient shoes worn through He steals from me and he lies to you Old England is dying Still he sings an empire song And still he...

"De Almighty says to quit changin' de subject and answer de focking question." --Stephen, Braveheart

Are treaties and alliances generally put to referenda in Canada?

En Acadien, chienne!

Crazy guy is crazy.

No, "it was wrong for them, so it's right for us" is mentally and morally retarded. You're either saying that, or you're saying "might is the only right." Which is it?

And Hitler killed six million Jews. Does that make it OK for you to kill six million Germans? "Well, the savages made war too!" is the most mentally and morally retarded justification that ever fell out of a mouth.

That's Canoe-douche. Aside from that, the editorialist shows a remarkably sound grasp of the patently obvious.

Louis CCLXVII. Damn, now they're gonna have to re-print all the stationery and bar napkins. Vive l'Acadien!

You misspelled that. It's "ignert."

By my standards it still ain't one.

"Baton rounds" and "RC gas" covers it for me. Speaking of terminology, I just stumbled across the fact that just as Army troops are called "soldiers," Navy troops "sailors," Marines "Marines" (because they get confused otherwise), Air Force troops "airmen" (regardless of sex or gender), and...