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Allah's kind of a dick, ain't he?

Pays to advertise.

DAD, WHAT'S A SUPER BOWL?

It's all a hoax. White supremacy don't exist. Never did.

Heh-heh. Torchy thinks UN action is the first step in sending aid. He's so damn cute!

It is to the conservatives who worship "Western culture."

You missed all the good adverts! Oh, and somewhere in there a bunch of guys in colorful clothes ran into each other. The Chiefs beat the Eagles. Now you know where they get all those warbonnet feathers from.

Of course there is! Why, I distinctly recall that on 19 September, 2018, I was pleasant and agreeable all day. So there!

Does your mouth have a mute button?

Que?

OK, here's a notion. . . ship some of those Memphis tuff gize to Uvalde, Texas. Maybe they'd have the balls to go after somebody who's NOT unarmed and unresisting.

Where the heck you been, boy? We had the perfect person for you to swap stupid with! Gonna have to write you up for AWOL.

OK, that works. Question is. . . fake WHAT?

Ah, you think every cholo the cops jack is MS13! That is so damn CUTE!

City or state?

Definitely the WAAAHmbulance. Or maybe just a box of extra-absorbent. You want the ones with wings?

Kleenex do ya, or should I call the WAAAHmbulance?

Fair point. Probably more accurate to say "In a thread about the NORAD shootdown of a UFO, all y'all can do is bitch about True Dope." Course, that's be true in a thread about the Turkish earthquake, clog dancing, or ancient Roman artifacts.

They're starting Super Bowl "coverage" 7 1/2 hours before kickoff. I blame Canada.

Yeah, kinda like being retarded ain't being retarded if White people are doing it.