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How does this play in Quebec? I know the French would probably impeach a President or PM if he DIDN'T have a mistress.

Sounds like it's a bunch of Chinese people and organizations coordinating their efforts to persuade voters. Unless that's illegal in Canada, drive on.

Too late.

Oh. . . noes?

Damn. I've heard of Baked Alaska, but Baked Canada?

Is any of this illegal?

Basically they do that so that if, sometime in the future, they reduce the amount of time you have to serve before you're eligible for parole, he'll still die in prison.

I'm from Oklahoma. Went to a boarding school. About the only interesting class they had was French (they sure as hell weren't going to teach us our own languages). In the Air Force, I was tested for language aptitude. I don't know what the scale was, but I had something like a 140, and the...

Yeah, I speak French, so I can take a pretty good stab at Acadian.

Cute toques, too!

You have sussed out, I hope, that I'd rather be Canadian than American.

Fair point.

Guess "Fat-Ash" has a lot of meaning for you. . .

Having risen pretty far myself, I'm flattered. Good thing the top levels of your society are occupied by honorable, decent, intelligent folk dedicated to the betterment of the country! Damn, now I feel like singing a verse of O Canada.

Yeah, another thing to blame 'em for.

I don't really know your chump-change prairie politicians real well.

Yeah, like you never stuck some random object in a woman because it was longer'n it was wide and you were drunker'n your survival instinct. I mean, the boy IS from Arkansas.

Yo, moderator! Think we could get El her own thread, either in "International Politics" or in "Bore Us to Death" for her to post in and us to ignore?

I think the Caflicks, and some Proddies, call it "Holy Thursday." Which is stupid. He didn't get holey 'til the next day.

Best day for it. That's when Your Lord had the great revelation and prophesied "Well, I'm pretty fucked."