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And if the falsetto don't bring 'em around, probably time to call a preacher.

Yeah, I ran into three Latino Catholics named Stan McClain just last week.

Nor should you. They've pretty much proven beyond a shadow that they're terrified of gays. All this anger and alleged concern for children is just trying to cover that up.

How many people, total, have you run into with something in their asses?

Florida bill would ban young girls from discussing periods in school By Timothy Bella March 17, 2023 As Florida Republicans are introducing and advancing a wave of bills on gender and diversity that are likely to be signed into law by Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), one GOP lawmaker acknowledged this...

Sounds like the Ontario PP's the right place for her. Why did y'all give legislative authority to the local asylum? Drunk, maybe?

The pub’s story ended, seemingly, in June 2021 when residents learned that the Punch Bowl Inn had been demolished. Outrage followed. The pub was a listed building, a designation in the United Kingdom that protects structures of historical significance. The Ribble Valley borough council, which...

THIS. . . IS. . . SPARTO!

I understand that's very important to you.

Cool. Gotta keep teh stoopid evenly spread among the parties.

Probably spotted by some sharp-eyed Canadian. They use their senses to the maximum, and are in tune with the rhythms of Nature. Or is that Indians? Meh, same difference.

Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.

That ain't racism, that's two assholes sorting out who's the bigger asshole.

The Interstate Commerce Commission is after Putin? For what, overloading his rail cars?

There's video. NB: It's "bated breath" (bated means "held" or "stopped") unless your breath smells like bait.

The Academy rejected the species name Vulpus assus maximus.

Bombers and ICBMs'd be over the Pole. So would medium-range missiles targetting Germany and France.

It's illegal to pay hush money out of campaign funds.

Maybe he likes True Dope just as much as y'all do.

Yer OK. They'd have to cross Alaska to get to you. As long as Trump's in Moron-Lardo, ya got nothing to worry about.