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No, the other guy won.

So. . . the principle is if anybody but your guy wins, the election was rigged?

How did you know that, just out of boredom?

The testicles of last game's losers. When the Shemanese came, we had to adapt the game and use really tiny sticks.

Yeah, I kinda figured you for a natural-rubber sorta guy.

So, perfection is impossible? Even for Allah?

Always good to hear from an experienced practitioner.

Well, first we'll have to get you to understand that not all Federal employees are border guards. . . nah, forget it.

I used the belly-fat test, "if you can pinch more than an inch." Just not on their bellies, ya dig?

OK, I'll admit they're usually pretty crass, but a lot of them are just trying to quietly live their lives. . . Of course, kinda by definition, only the show-aways get in the paper.

Roop'll tell ya probably best not to accuse Dominion.

A place to post dumb ideas that come to our attention.* My first submission: ISIS brides. * Yes, I know our rocket-science community will immediately shout "Voting for True Dope!" and spend days chortling over their spoon-like wit.

True, because there are no competent workers except straight White Christian men.

We probably need a thread "White Lives Matter: The Ugliness of Whataboutery."

Mike Lindell’s firm told to pay $5 million in ‘Prove Mike Wrong’ election-fraud challenge MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and...

Shouldn't it be a "robo-pig?"

Warning: May cause you to go to another state with an illegal weapon and kill people. Don't worry about it, harry. We already know that you're delighted two people were killed.

One has to believe Jolene could suck-start a Harley.

It doesn't matter where you live. The police will never show up in time. As the gunners say "When seconds count, the police are only minutes away." Still don't justify shooting at somebody who's outside your house when you're inside.

Well, I suppose they could go with the IFV (ISIS Fighting Vehicle), a Toyota pickup with six assholes with AK-47s in the back.