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Um. . . it won more Medals of Honor than any other single action in U.S. military history. So, maybe your statement should be prefaced with "Outside of the U.S. . . ."

Well, I hope he killed that enemy with an arrow. Otherwise, he needs a refresher course on archery. "Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people."

Wow. You finally did something right. See, that's what the law is supposed to be about. In a roughly-democratic system, the people elect whom they choose. The various parties have ideologies and agendae, and the winners of those elections pass laws and make regulations to implement those...

By Murkan standards it was a quiet week. You people are gonna have to upgrade your ammo expenditure if you wanna make the big leagues.

Now, now. Hummus and Torchy don't hate ALL Jews, just the breathing ones. The quite like the other kind.

Why should we?

If you were going to name a humongous pumpkin after a sports superstar, wouldn't "Akebono" be a better name?

I can understand Israel wanting to attack hummus. I attacked some hummus last night. With chips! Deee-licious!

"The first casualty when war comes is truth". -- Senator Hiram W Johnson

Wow. Those are some damn polite "criminals." Meh, Canada.

Not then, either. Humans are assholes.

You wouldn't have made that terrible pun in Times New Roman.

Hey, I really LIKE Al's Snackbar! Great place to grab a quick lunch. And the advertising is all word-of-mouth, people running around yelling "Al's Snackbar!"

Yeah, that's kinda WHY pissing 'em off ain't a great idea.

Good point. I guess the Twist is more "55 Merc."

If tears count as rain, you should see my Funky Chicken. How 'bout you? And quaint ethnic dances. . . of your people? The Macarena, maybe?

You go right ahead. Mind the ol' trick kneee.

Well, their family set it up.

The President can only pardon Federal crimes. Murder is a state crime.

Lesbian Feminist Guerrilla Alliance, but I like yours too!