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And suddenly you believe them.

You know Joe is killing it when all the cons can piss and moan about is Hunter, and do incessantly.

“Having faith is believing in something you just know ain't true.” ― Mark Twain, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

You know you're bitter when you attack a 14-year-old child. Stay classy.

Looks trans.

Have no fear. There will be lawsuits.

Well, except for Old Fred and the Boob.

Aw, hell. . . I was hoping they were ALL Brits.

Looks like he started to, but got called away to do something princely before he finished.

In the NHL? Make it kinda hard to figure out who's on which team if they all wore whatever they felt like, wouldn't it?

Picture Sergeant Preston, Constable Fraser, and Paul Bunyan bursting in to put things right with a few well-thrown Canadian uppercuts. . .

Canada operates under a minor variation of the English common law. The notion that Shari'a could somehow replace that is a paranoid fantasy suitable only for whipping up terrified morons. If that's what you want to do, the next step is to start screaming that True Dope is trying to replace...

Oh, my aching head. . . we're shrieking about "Sharia law" again. . .

Arr, matey, they was a-tryin' to get into Davy Jones locker!

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That's how it was in the early days of cable networks like ESPN. They had to pay the cable companies to carry them. Now they charge cable companies to carry them. Usually carriers pay content providers.

Smelling in the sense of just got smacked in the face? Billionaires died. Bet the rent there'll be lawsuits.

I guess "Sandwich Board Chris" was too tough for 'em.

Exactly how dead is a doorknob?

That was the specific issue in Texas v. Johnson, 491 U.S. 397 (1989). During a protest, Johnson stole an American flag from a bank building and burned it. So the geniuses in Texas prosecuted him for burning the flag, and never bothered to prosecute him for stealing it. The Supreme Court held...