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Yeah, well, they call it "democracy," not "hectare-ocracy." Your tragedy is that you weren't around when eligibilty was based on land.

Here's a couple (on Jabba's part, not True Dope's). Early on in his presidency, he went to a Carrier factory in one of the big square states, and allegedly negociated a deal to keep five or six hundred jobs that the plant had decided to eliminate. But that was all there was to "bringing...

Maybe their connections go to school there.

Does True Dope share what I find to be Jabba the Trump's most irritating characteristic? Making strong statements, then losing interest and wandering off?

A good year for stockpots? Are you crazy? Nobody uses stockpots anymore!

So. . . jump and pump, then get on with your day?

Good to know. People shouldn't shoot up in parks or playgrounds, Not sanitary. Could get a nasty infection.

Good! Stupidity needs reins. I take it you're OK with people shooting up in front of kids, as long as they don't tell the kids it's OK to be gay.

You're not doing sex right.

In this unfortunate political era, it's shocking that he wasn't babbling about Jewish Space Lasers diluting the pure Aryan blood of Murka.

An old-school, limited-government Republican. I think they're on the endangered species list.

Well, he's got Alberta and Saskatchewan sewed up.

Take it with a grain of salt. She also said the California wildfires were started by Jewish Space Lasers. . .

Truer words were never spoken. Happy New Year, Blackie.

Nah, just deport. A Canadian prison is a luxury vacation compared to his "homeland."

You missed five days? Musta been some pretty good shit.

Um. . . Tax? Christmas was five days back.

Sex education should be taken out of the classroom and put back in the locker room!

It's "for the children!" Yeah, right. Trust me, the little bastards have ideas you never dreamed of, old guyl

OOOooo. . . dick joke!