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No, I mean like the rest of 'em. Hope that helped.

"I went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out!" --Rodney Dangerfield

I'm pretty sure there are two reasons, one good and one bad, that people keep lending us money we will never, ever be able to pay back. 1. The good one - they make long green on the interest, which we do pay. 2. The bad one - everybody's terrified of what could happen if the U.S. goes down...

Sadly, you overestimate us.

You need a goon squad. Nothing as peaceful and orderly as a society where people are afraid to come to the attention of the goons.

They're increasing taxes on capital gains. You know who that affects most, right? People who derive income from investments. I mean, I understand that you hate True Dope's very existence and every breath he draws, but given that you have substantial shortfalls in government revenues, and they...

I shall cast my ballot for. . . fuschia! Won't make much difference, I can't vote in Canada.

Well, would you rather have them raise taxes on people who are struggling to keep a roof over their heads?

Sounds like "failure to back up a claim" to me.

Can't fix stupid, Serryah.

Well, ya got a point there. I'm sure all Canadian conservatives are aware that before 1948 Jews were universally loved and welcomed everywhere.

Anybody who's familiar with history.

Q: Why don't the Brits make computers? A: They couldn't figure out how to make them leak oil. Q: Why do the Brits drink their beer warm? A: MG and Jag make refrigerators.

Always thought poisoning should be a self-service thing.

When you get the dictatorship you so clearly crave, you won't have to worry about MPs anymore.

Better buy some Trump sneakers and a Trump bible to support your god.

Did they say anything? If so, then yes, they lied.

The Abraham Accords? Kinda makes a body wonder why the Arab world couldn't unite, against Israel or any other way, for 7000 years before the Trump Accords.

The majority of Canadians and Americans haven't the first clue what the UN is or what it can and can't do.

Unless you try to claim that these campaign expenses are business expenses.