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I agree. Send their asses back to England or France or whatever foreign shithole they fell out of! They've had plenty of time to learn our languages and our laws. Didn't even try.

Of course not! It's filth, I tells ya! FILTH! GROOMERS! Run and hide!

Probably lit it off her cigar.

The ORIGINAL "Galway Girl."

They coulda used the Jewish Space Laser. You know it's a thing because a Republican Congresscritter said so!

Concept for new PM's residence. . .

No kidding, the Postal Service near me sold off a post office. It's now a Buddhist monastery. Go figure.

So go chop down a cinder block. You already have a house! Whiny bastard.

Oh, go chop down some trees and throw together a cabin, like a Real Canadian! Kids these days!

Yeah, Serryah! They'll be beautiful, well-adjusted human beans, just like everybody over 18 is!

Is it hard to walk with balls that big, Sarn't-Major?

Coulda been worse. The coulda masturbated in public. Nobody needs to see that.

But. . . but. . . we FIXED that by electing Ronnie Raygun! You mean to say Ronnie DIDN'T fix it?

I identify as "celibate by choice." The collective choice of American women, that is.

OK, all this talk of wonton trucks is making me hungry for some Asian street tucker. . .

I'm sure they'll teach her a useful trade in the joint. Maybe she can be a range safety officer.

But you can apparently force them to spend hours on the internet expressing their abject terror of you.

Well, ya gotta give Elon Schmuck credit for doing everything he can to hurt his own brand.

Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, the “Rust” armorer found guilty of involuntary manslaughter for her role in the fatal shooting of the film’s cinematographer, was sentenced to 18 months in prison Monday by a New Mexico district court judge. A jury had convicted Gutierrez-Reed in March in the 2021 death...