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You do not! I do! Yet somehow it never happens. I've said this before. "In any tax code over 10 pages long, the excess overwhelmingly favors the rich." The U.S. Tax Code comes in at right about 4000 pages.

Who was on the grassy knoll?

I know the concept of a conversation going on with people dropping in and out is hard for you, but if you'll take a peek at Post 110, you'll see that I was conversing with Ron when you stuck your oar in.

I wasn't addressing your butthurt-of-the-moment. But rave on. Maybe you'll feel better.

Is that Hans Brics?

I wouldn't know. I live in a country where a firefighter's widow pays a higher rate of tax on his salary for the week he died than people like convicted felon Trump pay on the proceeds of the trust fund Daddy left them.

Clearly, the most obvious way to give more seats to rural areas with less population would be to give those living their more than equal weight of votes. But sorry for hurting your feels anyhow. You can always apply for compensation.

Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick.

Good ol' twenty-third century COMMON SENSE!

I tried hitting "CTRL-ALT-DEL." With a hammer. Didn't fix the computer, but I feel better.

The traditional way to shut down a rogue computer is to tell it to calculate the value of pi to the last decimal place.

I'll appoint a special rapporteur. There's usually a homeless guy who hangs out at the shopping center.

"If they're dead, they're Cong." --Traditional U.S. military saying

Yeah, the one who gets a chuckle out of somebody who thinks "(Stupid statement). Prove me wrong" is a valid argument.

Is there proof you're not a fourteen-year-old girl in Fuckupistan just pretending to be a nor-real-bright Canadian MAGAhat?

"Broke the internet" is supposed to be a JOKE, dammit!

Well, orders for new Mercedes-Benzes from the legal community just spiked. That tell y'all anything?

OOOooo! Did he raise the famous Hawley pussy-fist?

Pissing in the server rack? Yep, that'll do 'er!

Oh. . . I thought you already were. Silly me! But I think it still takes a bit more than that to get into Parliament.