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Disappointingly lame Game 7. Not with a bang but a whimper.

Set phasers to "annihilate."

Wait. . . only bis can vote? Man, you people are WEIRD!

How did we "not win" it? The mission was independence. We're independent. And BTW, it's not about the war. It's about the siege of Fort McHenry, which in itself was only a small part of the Battle of Baltimore. Which was in a completely separate war. But don't let that stop you.

Well, give him credit for his ability to see the writing on the wall. . .

They cut the whole third verse out of ours, cuz we got all kissy-face with the Brits, whom we called "hirelings and slaves" in the third verse. That was back when y'all were Brits.

You have an. . . interesting. . . fantasy life.

OOOooo. . . hard man. Wonder if he's hard enough to stand up to an A-10 pass.

Drive. . . truck.

A jury found differently. They didn't ask you because you're an ignorant Canadian asshole.

Don't try to understand. It's beyond you. It's OK, I'm sure your mommy still loves you.

Falsification of business records. I'd explain, but you're too stupid to follow. Just drive the truck.

Wait. . . you think the criminal case against him is because he fucked Stormy Daniels? That's so cute!

Why does she keep calling me Jesus? I ain't Mexican. And it's pronounced "Hay-SOOS."

I LOVE it when that happens! Mark Twain made a living off it!

The proper role for law enforcement is to protect your feewings, not your safety or property.

I like my Christians with both feet up in the air, and spread wide.

It's understandable. Having your car stolen, especially without violence or threats, doesn't hurt your feels (immediately), and is therefore not a proper cause for state action.

She wants to be convicted felon Trump's running mate.

"If it's gonna happen, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, might as well lay back and enjoy it."