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  1. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING: Worldwide Cybersecurity glitch (CrowdStrike)

    Nah, it was the Democrats trying to DESTROY MURKA! I'd advise you to hide under the bed, but there's Reds there. How 'bout in the closet? The gays are mostly out of it. Should be room.
  2. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    I don't either. 400 million guns in private hands in the U.S.
  3. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Psst! Had a bout of Tourette's there, amigo.
  4. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    To be clear, a "MAGA hat" is an article of clothing. A "MAGAhat" (no space) is a nominal human being, though one could be forgiven for mistaking them for livestock.
  5. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Right, right. PEACEFUL destruction of property! Like "peacekeeping operations."
  6. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Humans will be fine. MAGAhats, hell, anybody's guess.
  7. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    But. . . but. . . how will people know I'm not just a big fan of the Dutch monarchy? Or possibly their soccer team? Ambiguous messaging is bad form in destruction of property!
  8. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I'm going to start a protest movement to divest from Canada. What colour paint should I use?
  9. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Can you write that off on your taxes as a political contribution?
  10. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    OK, clearly you don't have the app.
  11. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    A nefarious PLOT by Russian hackers, I tells ya! Or maybe Elon Schmuck. Whatever. It's obviously a nefarious plot.
  12. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Oh. . . NOW you've done it! Existential crisis in the Great White North in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .
  13. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    Ambiguous vandals. How utterly fucking Canadian. "But what do you want to be inscrutable for, Felicia?"
  14. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    "Eep, opp, ork, ah-ah." (Obscure Jetsons reference.}
  15. Tecumsehsbones

    Election 2024

    Dolly Parton would be the smartest person in the room! Actually, there's considerable evidence that she is.
  16. Tecumsehsbones

    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    I think he dealt with one opponent's ear rather decisively!
  17. Tecumsehsbones

    Thinking Outside The Box. . .

    And you'll have to google who Iron Mike is.
  18. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    I tend to favor "Kilroy was here." Hard to go wrong with the classics.
  19. Tecumsehsbones

    Hamas attacks Israel

    The suspects list has been narrowed down to "everybody in Canada."
  20. Tecumsehsbones

    BREAKING!! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHOT

    Too quick. More fun to set up a camera and watch 'em. See who goes cannibal first.
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