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Some smart lady, I forget exactly whom, asked "Can you name me one law that controls men's bodies?"

What part of "Tits out" do you need help with?

Well. . . protected and served the hell outta her!

Well, that's done it! Now they'll invade this week, just to piss you off! The people of Taiwan thank you!

Well, there you have it. From a licensed M.D. even!

Wouldn't that make her "equally bad?" If you agreed with Biden on all that stuff, wouldn't you need to come up with some bad stuff on your own to be "a million times worse?" Or is the flatbilly relying on his audience's stupidity and emotional instability?

Understanding the difference between a gun and a kick in the balls would solve a lot of things for you.

On tits. See, this is your problem. . .

Were you trying to say "fringe majority" or "effing majority?" And I think you meant "minority."

Down hereabouts, the craziest laws (usually ordnances done county by county) are limits on hours and offerings by booze shops and how much strippers have to cover up. One of these days I'm gonna have to go to a county council meeting where they take public comment on those. Should be a hoot.

It's true. Da Hoo-fees are a whole 'nother shithole.

Nonsense. Green vs. pasty pink. Clear distinction.

Every hour. TNN (the Tard News Network) could have a new scoop every hour!

BREAKING! TRUMP HAS BEEN SHIT! That is all.

That's a job. Easy work, good pay.

Kinda traditional for the commander of the guard to fall on their sword when the principal gets hit.

Of course! They control the banks, y'know.

Well, Obama's term-limited.

Unfortunately, we keep writing billion-dollar checks when our balance is in the red.

MMMmmm. . . bacon.