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Trump would be a blowhard with a stupid TV show if it weren't for your American friends, families, and neighbours.

Did I hurt your feels? Sore-ree.

How many do Russia and Canada combined have?

Nowhere near as much as you do.

"But what the fuck do I know?" he added. "President Musk doesn't consult me."

This just in. . . President Musk has just fired the astronauts stranded aboard the International Space Station. "They can find their own way back" he said to reporters.

Cuz they're GROMMERS!

What, whitewashing history? Hell yeah. It's the American Way.

Kinda like Easterners?

Sure. Nobody hates them, or declares them unnatural, or violating the Laws o' Gawd. They never get beat up or murdered by redneck assholes. And there's no racism or sexism.

Use whatever you want. Just get on the fucking boat.

Hmm. . . move the Candians to Gaza. . . It sounds nuts, but it just might work! Couldn't make things any worse, fer damn sure.

Article I approve. Government money should not be going to religious organizations.

True story, bro. . . my classmate Shelby got a job with an exceptional firm in Baltimore that does a lot of finance law. One of our irredeemably racist classmates suggested that the fact that she was a Black woman was the reason. Shelby just smiled and answered "Maybe. I'm sure that the fact...

Yeah, True Dope's "Federal unit."

That's not what Marxism is at all. I can't readily think of a country where Marxism has ever been tried on a large scale. Just like Christianity.

You won't be able to figure out whether a sentence is a statement or a question without the "eh?" do show it's a statement.

Worse. American.

ALL the debates will be in a foreign language. But don't worry, it's close enough that you'll get the drift of the grievances.

Of course not. And there's no racism or sexism either.