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Well, can't say I did not see that coming.

Your gutless, nutless Senate seems like a good place for himherit.

Of course True Dope wants terrorists to come to Canaduh. Because he hates Canaduh and wants to destroy it.

Well, you kicked our asses a couple of times, when we launched lame-ass stabs across the border.

Every stripe of politician, party member, or party sympathiser wants to control your life. Until you acknowledge that, you're just another sucker.

He apparently thinks she's so hot that hetero men (the only ones with power, of course) are willing to trade that power for a shot at her utterly amazing, mind-blowing pussy. Everybody got their kink, I guess.

In terms of cash, gear, people, strategy, tactics. . . generals are always preparing to fight the previous war. Nobody is ever ready for a war, not even the party that launches it.

See? You already believe everything Trump says, so you might as well vote for him.

Keep up the ESL classes.

Good you were able to bleed off some of your ample supply of stupidity and malice. Maybe those who have to deal with you daily will have an easier time of it.

Definitely taxes.

Only by an idiot.

They stole it fair and square from the Canaanites! Gawd gave it to the Jews. Never said it was forever.

In response, the Tories have vowed to return to the traditional British workweek of fourteen hours a day, six days a week for adults, and for six-year-olds greasing the machinery, until they get killed. Figures the Nazi Communist unholy atheist Labour scum would want to change the five-day...

The Japanese are airlifting the U.S. and Canada half a billion doses of Viagra because they heard we're having trouble getting a good election.

Green, but I always was a bit of a rebel.

Yeah, but you're also "pretty sure" Donald Trump will SAVE CANADUH from the long, long list of people and things that terrify you, so your near-certainty ain't worth a bucket of warm spit. But that's OK, be assured your vote in the 5 Nov. election is worth as much as any other Canadian's!

Definitely a rocket. The only way the Enterprise could land on a planet would be to crash. Better to use the transporter or a shuttlecraft.

Wow, sounds pretty tough. Yawn.

Well, it was Brits who introduced "Eight Days a Week," so I guess they can do it.