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Deport all U.S. citizens from Texas who served in the Army! Can't be too safe, y'know.

But. . . but. . . she wrote the Harry Potter books. That makes her an expert!

We attacked Canada a few times. Failed every time.

The best I'm interested in wasting on your drunk ass.

"Supersede."

Pretty often. You gonna leave me yours?

When's the last time you heard the American government complain about firearms?

What, my mother's sexual habits? How would that be my problem?

You really hate gays, don't you? I mean, there's ample evidence True Dope isn't gay, so I must assume you're either unbelievably stupid or using "gay" as a pejorative.

I have no idea. Mom wasn't picky.

Go deeper, grasshopper. There's oil down there someplace.

CanConners, to welcome in the new year, please join me in singing the New Year Hymn. . . We love it here We love it here Ya fuckin'-ay We love it here!

And yet you claim to "know" of the existence and involvement of a Great Big Sky Daddy with not a shred of hard evidence.

You're the one who seems to think that the U.S. having 4-5 times your gun homicide rate is no big deal. No, not at all. We take virtually no measures whatever to license, insure, or regulate cars and drivers. It's all one big continental game of bumper cars down here. No ruels. Good point...

Um. . . "the USA" isn't buying the goods. US companies (mostly US subsidiaries of global MNCs) are. Trump isn't actually buying them, neither with his own money nor with Federal tax money.

No side ever is.

Yeah, man, like that! Totally cool.

Hey, it's recycling! It's all crunchy and fruit n' nutty! Peace.

How many Trump bibles have you bought?

I do. The carrot/stick game is delicate. I actually have some sympathy for Netan-yahoo. We'll never know if he appreciates the subtleties, because he's got a pissed-off and terrified electorate to placate.