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Then they'll retire to their corners, get a mouthful of water and their cuts attended, and come out swinging for Round 77!

Nope. Between the people forecasting the DOOOOOOOM! of the US, and those forecasting the DOOOOOOOM! of Canada, I figure all of North America will be Mexico by 2028. Maybe the Indians'll take it all back.

They used suppressors?

OK. I think I'd say "Big Boy is cleared any damn place he wants to be." More poisonous critters in Oz than any other place on the planet. Still didn't save 'em.

How about "slightly and bitterly amusing?" Anybody who buys it is on the left-hand side of the random distribution curve.

I'm envisioning Marlon Brando as Jack Smith. . . "I coulda been a contendah!" Horse shit. You (and we) lost, Smith. Take the L and move on.

Sigh. They did discover it. But all the previous discoverers didn't survive to report.

It's always fun to hear career politicians call themselves outsiders.

Are you traumatized, poor thing?

Do we have any sense of the scale of the problem, or is this just waving another red rag to racists?

Jamaican bobsledders.

They did. A bunch of times. But what part of "deadly spider" is confusing you?

MMMmmm. . . bugs.

Yep, I'm a "victim" of dementia. Actually, y'all are victims of my dementia. Sucks to be you.

I have no idea. Probably. Every large fortune in the world is based at least partly on playing games with colored paper. Why do you ask? I don't know anything about Soros, except he's a rich guy who likes to give money to Democrats. I know that makes him a demon from the ninth circle of...

Damn! I hope she screws up and does the "Sunday Night Football" theme song!

"My indifference knows no bounds." --Kevin Horne

We should send the USMC to give 'em what-fer, sneaky li'l bastards!

I have. What's the problem? You go in a stall or you belly up to the pisser. Nobody's looking at your pathetic li'l dick in a public washroom. If they've never seen one, it's about damn time. If they have, ain't nothing special.

Well. . . at least we're not talking about damn eggs!