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    Which US States should Canada annex?

    Y'all can have Arkansas free fer nuthin'.
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    Canada 51st State

    Well, at least you have quality home-made baked goods. Maybe that nice Mr. Putin will be more to your taste.
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    Omnibus Russia Ukraine crisis

    I hope Macron replied "Monsieur Putin, I am not certain you know how nuclear weapons work. You may be confident that they do not walk to Moscow."
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity.
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    Canada 51st State

    So it's just a blood-sugar thing? Whew, that's a relief. I thought he'd taken another blow to the head.
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    Omnibus Russia Ukraine crisis

    You BETRAYED them! Wah! Wah! Just wait. . . they're gonna tell their Dad! Boy, you're gonna get it then!
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Always. Every. . . single. . . day. In every. . . single. . . way. Nobody ever learns. They just keep coming back over and over and over again.
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    Science & Environment

    They had a really strong union.
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    Chrystia Freeland

    "Running" as in "getting through life." You're extra stupid today.
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    Canada 51st State

    Terribly. What crawled up your ass and died, punkin?
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    Do you think he'd care? Or even notice?
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    Chrystia Freeland

    Well. . . she ain't running on her looks.
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    It's been a REALLY long time. . .
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    Canada In Decline

    Which part?
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    For me, it's weightlifting.
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    Canada In Decline

    In a sailing ship with muzzle-loading guns. Because if you put Drake on the bridge of a modern ship, he'd end up curled up in the corner sucking his thumb.
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    The Tarriff Hype.

    "Kinetic action" means shooting.
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    Quit Picking On the Democrats

    Funny part is, you actually believe that. Awa' wit' the fairies.
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    Canada In Decline

    Enjoy your DOOOOOOM!